In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris had 3 pets. A goldfish, a monkey, and a lizard. As an experiment he injected them with his blood. They are better known now as Godzilla, jaws and King Kong.
Not true. Everyone knows his skin cannot be pierced.....he peed on his pets to make them what they are.
chuck norris was the reason everyone was so frantic about 2012, he then confirmed that he would let the earth live another year for his own amusement
Chuck norris kicked an icecube so hard it flew into the past and sunk the titanic. The iceberg is just a myth