the reason there is over population in china is because chuck norris went there for a Karate tournament and every woman in 10 square miles was instantly impregnated
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
The one time a Creeper blew up next to Chuck Norris, it was horrified to discover that it wasn't dead yet.
I remember in Afghanistan I was sitting in a stall taking a shit and I seen to my right on the wall, it said "Look Left". On the door in front of me, it said "Look Left", on the other wall, it said "Look Left". Behind me it said "You just got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris" and someone else wrote under it "Dang, no one is getting out of this stall alive"
That is funny right there! Chuck Norris once shot a man...by pointing his finger and saying "BANG"...